Meet The Jerks

Amaroq
Born of ice, living for waves.

Pronounced Am-a-rock, his name means wolf in Inuit. Once bound to the sled trails, he broke free to chase the waves. Now he’s a coastal sage, surfing Tofino’s breaks by summer and roaming the Lower Mainland by winter, handing out hard-earned wisdom to young yipper-snappers who think they know it all.

Clawdia
Cute, cuddly, catastrophic.

Clawdia might look like the picture of innocence, but she’s a furry little whirlwind with no off switch. One minute she’s purring in your lap, the next she’s launching a full-scale assault on the nearest houseplant. Mischief isn’t a hobby it’s her calling. And somehow, even as she topples your favorite vase, you just can’t stay mad.

Beaksy
Always squawkin’, sometimes right.

Every crew’s got that one voice you can’t ignore for AnimalJerks, it’s Beaksy. Dripping gold and full of swagger, he’s never short on opinions, hot takes, or “I told you so’s.” Most of the time you just roll your eyes… but every now and then, he hits the nail on the head. Flashy, loud, impossible to miss that’s Beaksy, through and through.

Sir Munchalot
Snacks first, questions later.

Every crew needs a chill one, and that’s Sir Munchalot. Always laid back, always munching, he’s got a taste for just about everything dog treats, catnip, bird seed, you name it. Nothing escapes his snacking radar. And of course, he’s happy to give it a “professional” rating afterward. He may not move fast, but he’s always got the best snacks… and somehow, the best vibes too.