New Year, Same Jerk!

New Year, Same Jerk!

They're not making resolutions. (Let's be honest, they never do.) But YOU can start 2026 with better gear for your lovable jerk. Greener walks, tougher toys, and products that actually work - all tested by Rusty and Coalington The Third on Burke Mountain. Because they're not changing, but your impact can.
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They're not making resolutions. (Let's be honest, they never do.) But YOU can start 2026 with better gear for your lovable jerk. Greener walks, tougher toys, and products that actually work - all tested by Rusty and Coalington The Third on Burke Mountain. Because they're not changing, but your impact can.
10 products
Compostable dog poop bags biodegradable plant-based 13x9 inch 6 rolls 90 bags
Compostable dog poop bags biodegradable plant-based, single roll - alternate view
Certified Compostable Leakproof Poop Bags - 90ct | Plant-Based | AnimalJerksā„¢ 25% OFF $1049
Grey durable food grade silicone shark toy for cats hollow center for catnip dishwasher safe, side view
Grey durable food grade silicone shark toy for cats hollow center for catnip dishwasher safe, bottom view - alternate view
The Bite Buddy | Silicone Shark Chew Toy | AnimalJerksā„¢ $449
Blue portable food grade silicone dog waste bag dispenser with clip comes with compostable and recycled rolls
Blue portable food grade silicone dog waste bag dispenser with clip comes with compostable and recycled rolls, shows leash slot - alternate view
The Poop Pod | Dog Poop Bag Dispenser | Capsule Design | AnimalJerksā„¢ $899
Blue food grade silicone dog licking mat with textured patterns for anxiety relief and slow feeding
Blue food grade silicone dog licking mat underneath suction cups - alternate view
The Zen Zone | Calming Lick Mat for Dogs & Cats | Silicone Lick Mat | AnimalJerksā„¢ $659
Orange treat dispensing dog ball with whistle sound food-grade silicone showing treat dispensing hole
Orange treat dispensing dog ball with whistle sound food-grade silicone - alternate view
The Whistle Bouncer | Sound & Treat Toy | Interactive Treat Ball | AnimalJerksā„¢ $649
Pet toothbrush with mint green silicone bristle head and ergonomic pink plastic handle
Silicone pet toothbrush head with soft cleaning mint green bristles for gentle dental care - alternate view
The Fang Scrubber | Gentle Dental Tool | Pet Finger Toothbrush | AnimalJerksā„¢ $449
Large green dog treat ball dispenser, two-piece design for frozen treats
Open large green dog treat ball dispenser, two-piece design for frozen treats - alternate view
The Chill Pill | Frozen Dog Toy | Frozen Treat Ball | AnimalJerksā„¢ from $1599
Pet grooming massage silicone brush purple with conical bristles for bathing and brushing
Pet grooming massage silicone brush purple top view - alternate view
Pet Massage Bath Brush | Soft Silicone Grooming | AnimalJerksā„¢ $499
Orange soft silicone pet bath brush ergonomic grip for wet and dry grooming dogs cats
Orange soft silicone pet bath brush ergonomic grip for wet and dry grooming dogs cats, top view - alternate view
Histotree Soft Silicone Pet Bath Brush | Gentle Grooming for Cats & Dogs $449
Six rolls of 99% recycled plastic dog poop bags stacked eco-friendly pet waste
Roll of 99% recycled plastic dog poop bags eco-friendly leak-proof waste bags - alternate view
99% Recycled Poop Bags - 90ct | Leakproof, Eco-Friendly | AnimalJerksā„¢ from $549
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